Professional idiot in tin foil

I'm never any good with these, so bear with me :P For now, I am a 36 year old Deaf security officer. originally from Liverpool but live in Gateshead. If i am not working, I am either out on the motorbike, working on building websites, games or writing books or walking my idiot of a dog, tending my 50 plus Tarantulas, scorpion, praying mantis and 4 snakes. If none of them, then i am on the PS5 being an idiot. I'm a bassist and drummer, learning to play guitar, but i still suck at it xD For now, thats all i can think of, but will update in due time! If you wish to contact me, please do feel free to do so :)